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Water Puddles

water puddles

Looks just like water – without the wetness! This fake puddle of water doesn’t just fool them once – they fall for it over and over again (Hell, even we fall for it).

Oh, and it also works perfectly as a coaster.

Blood Puddles

Blood puddles

Looks just like real blood. YUCK! This blood has ticked off so many moms (in a good way). Besides the obvious use of scaring the begeesus out of everyone, there are many things you can do the world’s one and only Blood Puddle.

The Insultinator

Making Cheeky Easy.

The Insultinator

Never be at a loss for words again, you HOPELESS SLOBBER GOBLIN! With 54,872 ridiculous insult combinations, you will have enough zingers for every day for the rest of your life.

Oh, yeah, it’s a calendar, too.

The Insultinator XXX1/2

Making Cheeky Easy.

The Insultinator XXX1/2

This is big brother of The Insultinator…the obnoxious loud big brother. Careful who you introduce him to, he’s not for everyone.